||[Nov. 20th, 2007|01:49 pm]
Y'all. Do to family drama, I have this bird here thawing out in a cooler, and I have no idea what to do with it. Never in my life have I handled and prepared raw turkey.|
Can someone send me some bad ass, fool-proof, instructions? I would love you forever.
ps. And what's the stuffing all about?
(IF you're wondering if I have been living under a rock, you may be on to something. My mom just never cooked, and I've been a vegetarian since I was 19 until I got pregnant with the Zebra. I never had to cook the turkey.)