At some point while I was laying there I figured out how to snap my fingers. This pleased me so much that I did it over and over.
Inspired by the moonlight I jumped up and started bouncing on the bed, snapping my fingers, and singing songs to the moon.
Well, my Papa heard the racket and came in there and said to me "I thought I told you to go to bed!"
So what did I do? I spit right in his face!
"Alright, Kid! You're going to get the spanking you will never forget!"